Spokane Falls Sisters Journey:
Following the Sparkling Path to Sisterhood with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Spokane, Washington, there lived a young qweerdo named Anita Selma Tacos. She had always felt a calling to serve others and bring joy to the community of Spokane, so she decided to work towards becoming a little nunling with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a whimsical order known for their colorful attire and dedication to spreading love, joy, and happiness while also helping others expiate stigmatic guilt.
One day, gripped by uncertainty and shrouded in fear, Anita turned to Brother Ken Tagious, now embodying the chilling presence of the wicked witch of the East, while Kim Boocha stood as the beacon of light, Glenda, the good witch of the North, in her life. Despite the ominous aura surrounding Brother Ken, his words carried a sinister determination as he urged Anita to confront her deepest fears and venture into the unknown territory of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Like a sinister force propelling her forward, Brother Ken instilled in Anita a grim resolve to confront her inner demons and embrace the daunting path ahead.
Then, on February 27, 2022, summoning her courage amidst the suffocating grip of fear, Anita dialed the number of the great and foreboding Odd One, also known as Brother Ken Tagious of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. With a voice quivering with dread, she confessed her burning desire to join their order and confront the terrifying unknown that lay ahead.
Brother Ken, with a blend of ominous wisdom and relentless determination, listened intently to Anita's plea, detecting the fiery determination beneath her trembling words. With a dark promise to guide her through the abyss, he enlisted the aid of his unwavering ally, Sister Kim Boocha. Together, like warriors marching into the depths of darkness, they embarked on a spine-chilling odyssey, confronting their deepest fears and overcoming the sinister obstacles that lurked in the shadows.
They encountered companions who would become dear friends and allies. One of their encounters was with a kind soul who bore a striking resemblance to Dorothy's beloved dog, Guard Duke Kendoit. This leather hooded pup friend, with his loyal and protective nature was lost and had a collar and harness only on, so Anita grabbed the leash and Duke joined their quest, bringing joy and companionship to their adventure.
As they continued on their journey, they stumbled upon a figure who embodied the qualities of the Scarecrow, Sister Faegala Tina Pfischzoot. Despite her initial appearance of being without brains, Sister Faegala proved to be wise beyond measure, offering insightful advice and clever solutions to the challenges they faced.
Their next companion, who resembled the Tin Man, was Sister Reign BoDacious. Though she appeared tough and unyielding on the outside, Sister Reign BoDacious had a heart of gold, filled with compassion and empathy. With her by their side, they faced obstacles with courage and determination.
Eventually, their jorney led them to encounter Oscar the Parliamentarian, a blue rubber duck embodying the spirit of the cowardly Lion. Not only did Oscar guide them through their trials, but he also led their meetings, overcoming his own hesitations to stand tall alongside his companions during their final tests of courage and resolve.
Together, Anita, Brother Ken Tagious, Sister Kim Boocha and their newfound friends journeyed onward, facing challenges and overcoming obstacles with laughter, love, and unwavering support for one another. And as they reached the gates of applying to become a Mission House on February 28, 2024, they knew that their bond would only grow stronger as they continued their adventures together as blooming Children Of The Sun under the great and powerful Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.